Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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