is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just high enough for therapy.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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