If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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