He is an equal opportunity slut.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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