Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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