ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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