Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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