i think i have two assholes
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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