I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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