Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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