dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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