who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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