i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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