Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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