we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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