HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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