Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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