DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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