I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
