You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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