I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
