All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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