I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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