Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize