I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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