My room smells like vodka and shame
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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