just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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