Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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