I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
