Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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