1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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