Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The air was thick with penises
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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