is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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