Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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