Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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