Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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