I'm really into asian looking animals
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
is it fun? or sober?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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