I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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