So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I met the friendliest cop last night
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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