we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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