id be glad to
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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