Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My hand turned me down
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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