: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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