You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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