I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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