This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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