can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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