Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
