i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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