My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wat bout pragnant strippers??
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He did a backflip because drugs
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