gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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