Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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