I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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