We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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