I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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